• Sheldon: I made tea.
  • Leonard: I don't want tea
  • Sheldon: But I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.
  • Leonard: Then why are you telling me?
  • Sheldon: It's a conversation starter
  • Leonard: It's a lousy conversation starter
  • Sheldon: Oh, is it? We're conversing, checkmate.
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